I am updating the series in real time (daily) over on Instagram with #100daysoflovelyladies. Follow along to catch each new lady, get engaged in the process, and see insights and in-progress footage.
Ophi click can’t help click being click super click click annoying click with her new click clickclcickckckclk fingernails.
Amal is too smart for that shit.
Alicia doesn’t know who ate the last of the peanut butter, but she is not very happy about it.
Emmie is a world class second-guesser. Or maybe she’s not.
Beverly just had a little freakout moment because everyone she passed was avoiding looking at her and she worried if she forgot to wear pants.
Diane loves chatting with passionate people about all the possibilities.
Rani has been expecting a call since 1995.
Sophia isn’t going to spend another second under the pressure of trying to define herself, her work, or her life to the very T just for the sake of potentially being understood or digested quickly by strangers on the internet. She is a real-life human with real-life complications and intricacies, and it’s going to take more than 1 second to get to know her.
Darlene is stuck trying to pick a password hint on this website because it wants to know her favorite snack and she literally can’t choose.
Elliot takes responsibility for her actions even when Mercury is retrograde because she’s an adult-ass woman.
Desiree doesn’t wanna.
Noreen is done pretending things are funny when they’re not.
Charice has always wanted a pet oyster named Bob and has been writing poetry about her since the 6th grade. Never give up on your dreams.
Lydia was so tired this morning she couldn’t tell if the house was rumbling because of squirrels or an earthquake.
Gretchen has had it with these Pinterest notifications. Newsflash: I don’t care about your 19 ways to waste an afternoon in frustrated failure. I’m already an expert.
Doloris has been eating clean for 5 days and it’s starting to have some weird side effects. She’s pretty sure pizza would help.
Jacq forgot her chapstick at home.
Penelope is can’t make any decisions pizza couch tired brain.
Lillian rips open the packaging and tosses it before reading the directions.
Leanne is in a ‘bless your heart’ kind of mood. Well aren’t you sweet?
Wyatt feels so passionately that trying to translate it into words always falls short. That’s why she eats so many chicken nuggets.
Polly wishes she could, but doesn’t want to.
Courtney is sending love to those who deal with chronic pain and/or mental illness on a regular basis.
Desiree just found $20 in her pocket. Haaay!
Anjali is having a day where everything feels like trying to have an important conversation over a shitty phone connection.
Fiona wants to get to the party before all the chicken nuggets are gone.
Marnie just learned about blueberry mac-n-cheese and can’t wrap her head around wtf?
Vaughn tried wearing socks with her sandals today and it was actually really comfy so get ready for volume 858 of idgaf.
Anita glows with the strength of a million fireflies.
Inet used to be able to maintain a polite expression when people decided to go on and on at her about something she already knows, but she can feel that polite-itude slipping.
Hadar doesn’t need to be reminded 15 times via email that it’s allergy season. She’s fully aware.
Denise aka Dandelion has a giant avalanche of “omg I can’t believe you just did that” brewing and it’s about to drop in 3, 2,...
Ash made a snowman out of tinfoil but she isn’t sure if she should call it a snowman because of the shape or a tin-man because of the material.
Lala wonders if the shirt she likes would look good on a cabbage. Maybe there’s a fashion magazine that can clear this up.
Amelia just saw a waiter carry the most beautiful pizza to another table and wonders if her day will ever come.
Lena is happy to collect & delete messages anytime on her direct line at 1-800-did-I-ask.
Joan Ann is watching you dig that hole deeper and deeper and she’s got nary a rope to toss nor fuck to give to help you back out of it.
Sabine loves having nowhere to be. It’s in her top 5 favorite feels.
Tommi just took two extra ketchups from the condiment bar at Chick-Fil-A to stash for later.
Nani wishes she had some popcorn to go with this epic shit show she just stumbled upon.
Janet dropped her ice cream cone.
Maggie’s favorite jeans just passed the point of no repair.
Hannah enjoys reading palindrome poems by the sea. By herself.
Bella is hella grateful for all the amazing ladies in her life and all the amazing ladies around the world doing amazing things.
Carmen is doe-eyed and lion-clawed.
Brielle wants to scream from the rooftops, “This is who I am!!” but she’s scared of heights and doesn’t like screaming.
Robin won’t bother checking in on those fresh towels, then.
Augustyna is conjuring as many escape ideas as she can. Maybe if she channels this melty feeling enough she can slip down in her chair unnoticed and seep across the floor to the exit.
Miranda is eyeing the biggest spider she’s ever seen inside a home before and is being very careful not to move until she decides how to proceed.
Hortensia loves flowers so much she decided to marry them and now she frolics happily amongst them everyday.
Winnie just realized she was accidentally watching Fox News.
Ashiena was excited when she originally made the plans she now has to follow through with today.
Velma has always dreamed of a carbtastic birthday celebration full of soft pretzels, yeast rolls, biscuits, croissants, breadsticks, and cheese bread.
Donna is in line at the buffet and someone just took the last samosa.
Sel can often be found lost in a world of her own thoughts.
Wilmarie is on vacation and could not possibly give 2/3 of a quarter of a half-bag pound of $45 less of a shit right now.
Paris is staying in because outside requires pants and she’s not ready for that yet.
Matilda saw you leave that shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.
Candy Cane collects unusual things she finds on her walks to the library and assembles them into public art sculptures.
Yara wants to paint everything black like her raven, Aria.
Kathy spends a lot of time in the lion’s den eating Snickers and restoring antique board games.
Lluvia has on her favorite pair of smarty pants today.
Lily is looking at houses that are at least $8000/month. If it’s less than that, she’s not interested.
Santina will know she’s reached the pinnacle of zen when she no longer gives in to road rage.
Cheryl is going to win the lottery this time. She can feel it.
Daliya has carefully crafted the world’s most disgusting ice cream flavor to treat her inconsiderate neighbors to.
Kris is feeling angry and disappointed today, but is determined to contribute positively even in the smallest of doses.
Cordelia is patiently waiting while the daily specials are announced so she can just order the cheeseburger she came here for.
Tommason doesn’t know what she just stepped in, but it was super squishy.
Callie has won every gingerbread house contest she’s ever entered.
Frankie just started a business offering bespoke hand-crafted emoji stories, perfect for conveying your truest thoughts on any occasion.
Emerson is sorry for all of the times she’s been an asshole, but she is not sorry speaking up, asking questions, taking up space, or existing.
Zakiya is all of the love songs ever penned by iPhone suggested words.
Sheena is looking out on the morning rain.
Liana would like to know which part of what just happened looked like she wanted your opinion because she would like to avoid that in the future.
Ioana is always the bear and never the Goldilocks when it comes to ordering from a drive-thru. It’s either, “That’ll be $2.76” when she’s not done yet, or “Wait, what was that?” when she tries to speed it up.
Val is trying to show up in a real way and just ends up feeling like that SpongeBob meme with mixed cap text.
Sarah dug a hole to the middle of the earth and discovered that’s where hot dogs come from.
Rory solved the puzzle and the answer is french fries.
Beatrix has never taken an interest styling her hair, but she will don a cute bow from time to time.
Morgan’s shiny-ass lips will reflect the depths of your soul back to you.
Jacinta feels a sense of calm and freedom after finding a friend who understands her meltdowns and has milkshakes with her afterward.
Lucinda can tell you what the future holds for the simple offering of one pineapple.
Sana is exhausted because she just had to summon strength from the depths of her soul to open this fucking jar of spaghetti sauce.
Ally is wondering if the cute girl in the yellow dress sitting in the window at the coffee shop is looking for new friends, too.
Marbles can count on two fingers the number of chicken biscuits she just ate.
Tamara has been diagnosed with chronically trying too hard.
Keyword “too”. Doctor’s notes: rest and drink lots of water and have some fun moving your body from time to time. Read this placard everyday. (Placard reads, “I am lovable without having to prove myself with things and achievements.”)
Malwina is having a “thought the shirt was inside-out so she flipped it right-side out only to find it was right-side out in the first place” kind of afternoon.
Jasper hopes she comes across as a nice person but wishes she didn’t give a shit.
Umut is officially retired from guessing games. Y’all have at it.
Ellen’s friend Marnie just told her about something called blueberry mac-n-cheese and she is floored.
Yasmin is pretty tired of looking for actual information on the internet and just finding lists of 16 Completely Useless Pieces of Crap instead.
Sparkle has light within her that no person or situation can dim.
Dawn always wants to defend herself like she knows something, but maybe she doesn’t.
Raylene wants someone to give her a hug and acknowledge that things are hard and tell her she’s doing great.
Nora loves nuggets, especially of the chicken or turquoise varieties.
Neelam has an energy that is stronger than any words she can find, and she is learning to value it for herself because the world won’t do it for her.
Meghan just walked around the house saying, “haute couture, haute couture, haute couture” in different accents for a solid minute before realizing she was being weird.
Opal is extremely offended that this waitress just tried to take her plate with 3 perfectly good french fries left on it.
BOY YOU BETTER BACK UP
Fin is drinking alignment up like orange juice. Nour👏🏿ish👏🏼ment👏🏽!!